Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018

Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.

Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!

by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019

Satan’s Testicles

Very hot as in degrees

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles

by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019

Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.

Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.

by zzing December 8, 2021

The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024