Testiclipse

Testiclipse means when you are watching a solar eclipse through your blacked out eclipse sunglass and your friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a Nut Tap.

I was watching the moon pass in front of the sum and all of a sudden my balls were in my throat. I didn't realize it was the testiclipse. Ow! My testicles!

by HurricaneDP August 22, 2017

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testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.

My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

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testicular smash

When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.

“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”

by Palace guard May 4, 2018

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Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds

I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it

by Foliscious June 27, 2018

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Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.

The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.

by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018

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