Tennis Elbow Douchebag 

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.

Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag

Tennis Elbow Douchebag by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

playing tennis 

verb.
the act of making out and/or messing around with a lesbian in a tennis court.

"Hey Courtney! Lets go play some tennis!"

"Man, i really wanna play some tennis right now. ;"

"I was playing tennis with Sarah last night, and i think i'll play some more tonight."

playing tennis by quarterz September 25, 2009

playing tennis 

two guys take a girl each, then all four of them enter a room, each guy takes a girl from behind on opposite sides of the room (like a tennis court), they proceed to ram the girl hard enough for them to moan, they ram their girls back and forth in an opposite fashion, this simulates two females playing tennis (in tennis, when a female hits the ball, she lets out a distinguishable moan)

"Tommy, me and you were totally playing tennis with those two girls last night. We blew them out of the water."

playing tennis by CheesyAP February 7, 2010

Tennis Grand Slam 

The original term for a player winning all four of the major tennis Championships (the Australian Open, French Open, Wimbledon and US Open during the same calendar year.

Recently, this term has been bastardized by the media and others to include bogus combinations such as "non-calendar year Grand Slam", "career Grand Slam" etc - but none equals the difficulty or rarity of achieving the only true Grand Slam.

Hence, it has only been achieved in Singles tennis play by two men and three women: Don Budge and Rod Laver (twice), and Brinker, Court and Steffi Graf, respectively.

Other sports use the term to portray winning all of the major championships in one calendar year (ie golf). In Baseball it refers to hitting a bases-loaded home run and in Contract Bridge it refers to winning all tricks in one hand.

Rod Laver is the only player in history to win the Tennis Grand Slam twice.

Tennis Grand Slam by BeBopnJazz June 8, 2009

Teenie 

Teenies: These little colourful creatures tend to be very annoying and are hated by townies. They're seen as wannabe 'scene kids' that usually like a band because of the way they look and not because of the music they produce. & they tend to want to bang the lead singer of every band the real scene kids love. They have different coloured shoe laces and neon coloured clothes, they wear about 3 studed belts and they wear bright coloured, or black skinnies, around their knees with brightly coloured underwear showing.

H3yyyyy b4byyyyyyeyyyyy, y0urrrr h4wttttttt

fuckoff, teenie!

Teenie by i'kiiiii youuuu November 29, 2009

Tenis 

Pronounced ''Tee-niss'' A word to describe the unfortunate circumstance of a person (male) being born un-hung, I.E not allot in the trouser department.

We were drunk the other night and that Umer got his ''tenis'' out.

Tenis by onephat February 9, 2010

Testical Tennis 

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

Testical Tennis by GrandPoop October 12, 2010