Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

teabag tunnel

Can be an initation rite or punishment:

at least ten guys need to crouch in a line letting their balls hang out, the new guy or dude who needs to be punished is dragged underneath the tunnel and will get a faceful of ballsacks. Voila, it's the teabag tunnel.

Moron: "I want to be in your crew, man! Leader: "Sure, but first you must complete the teabag tunnel!"

by dschoean February 1, 2018

Kentucky teabag

Where the man tucks his sack and balls into his sisters vagina then has his mother clean him off using her tongue. That is the Kentucky Teabag

You missed out last night, your mom, sister and I enjoyed a Kentucky Teabag together.

by Drums 79 February 16, 2025

Setting a teabag in hot water

Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea

“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”

by MopCob69 May 31, 2019

Scandanavian Teabag

getting ready for your mediocre Teabag, urinate in said persons mouth, no swallowing, then resume with dipping your testicles inside their mouth and making a dip/splashing sound whilst Urine still warm.

That guy Maurice Pottemus, he just gave me a Scandanavian Teabag

by Maurie Pottomus December 8, 2018

English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025