The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.
by Lotek March 2, 2015
Get the icu tampon mug.A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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by Boar1 May 12, 2024
Get the Tamponous mug.The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.
by ThaDuke February 2, 2021
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Get the tampon mug.A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
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