icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 2, 2015

Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.

1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”

by iamgezim May 27, 2024

Tampon Bill

Bill is Tampon Bill

Alrighty then tampon bill

by Gotya77 April 7, 2020

Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.

That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021

tampon

something that goes inside a coochie

jesus: do you know what a tampon is?
fed: yeah my mom used it.

by fjejcjrnvf April 19, 2020

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024