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used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes
"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
mugGet the tampon raftmug.

Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.
Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.
by alycam November 27, 2022
mugGet the Tampon Taxmug.

Tampon-Hole

an insult made by my 12 year old cousin for their older sister.
Give it back Morgan!!You're being a tampon-hole!
by bored9thgraderinstudyhall September 3, 2019
mugGet the Tampon-Holemug.

lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.
"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."
by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016
mugGet the lit the fuse to your tamponmug.

white tampon

When a girl has a fresh tampon in and u cum in her while he is bleeding
Hey it’s that time of month wanna try a white tampon
by Mega tits February 14, 2018
mugGet the white tamponmug.

snooze tampon

Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.
Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a

snooze tampon!
by Dirty Rascal May 15, 2018
mugGet the snooze tamponmug.

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