taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.

I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.

by chenisboosh November 29, 2022

cheesy taint

A taint that smells very bad and has a layer of dirt and nutcheese

Dylan lick my cheesy taint!

by 66666420 May 16, 2016

Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 09, 2019

Taint Knuckle

Someone that shoves all their fingers into a females vagina, so that their knuckles are touching the taint...

Dude my bro Jackson just taint knuckled Rhonda.

by The Judge of the Northeast April 26, 2015

Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018

Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.

I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.

by Cpt James Hook November 29, 2021

taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt February 13, 2016