donut on a string

When your old lady is having a major period problem and won't let you chow her out because she has a super sized tampon in so you convince her to let you have some anal play, but first you have to lick her ass avoiding her tampon string, and every time you do she jumps and wiggles giving the appearance of you trying to eat a donut on a string.

My old lady was having such a major period problem, I had to play donut on a string to get her in the mood for anal.

by J Max March 16, 2017

stringy

Common: A very poor online games player, particularly Enemy Territory.

Occasional: Incompetent Information Technology Customer Service Representative. Spends all day chatting on IRC and setting up home websites via SSH.
Invariably fails to install software correctly, then spends 4 hours on IRC discussing why with knowledgeable 'friends'. Goes home and forgets instructions, fails to re-install software correctly.

stringy: How do install this programme again?
you: What files have you got?
stringy: Just one, called install.exe
you: God you are such a stringy

by Court Jester January 9, 2004

String Theory

After you bang a girl with 2 fingers for awhile, when you pull em out and then pull your two fingers apart like you're making the scissors in rock/paper/scissors. Look at all that pussy juice that sticks to em in string like forms between the two fingers. That's the string theory.

"Oh man, back when I used to bang Laura, according to the String Theory, I'd have at least 11 dimensions between my fingers."

by Kuato Lives March 29, 2009

g-string

underwear that that has strings on the sides to hold it together

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

string belt

worn by dirty ketchup monsters of the hoefelle variety

scott" im so hardcore with my string belt"

by scott hoefelle January 24, 2008

stringpincher

a derogatory term used for a member of the male sex with a long, thin member (see needledick). The word has the added effect of implying that the person also masturbates.

"i bet he's a total stringpincher- but i guess that's better than choking the chode."

by aila August 30, 2005

string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv August 5, 2008