Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
by Riddler16 April 04, 2016
Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.
by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022
The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.
by TML88 July 08, 2018
The art of loaning drugs off a drug dealer with the intention of never paying them back. This is a method usually used by chavs in the Craigavon/Portadown area.
"Yo lad ill break your legs if u strap dodge me"," Sorry Jamie as much as I want smoke I cant strap dodge, I don't want to get jumped"
by GyammonFast December 09, 2019
A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package
my soft sax strap is itchy
by Bill Winterbury December 09, 2009
A dirty strap is a gun that has been used to commit a crime or multiple crimes that can be traced back to that gun through ballistic testing or other methods if found on you.
It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.
It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.
A:”Did you hear about Jesse? They found him with a dirty strap and gave him 15 years for a shooting the gun was used in even though he didn’t do it.
G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”
G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”
by XIV Soldier July 10, 2022