Stoner Noodles

(N.)The fifteen cent noodles you can buy at Wal-Mart. Usually eaten by potheads or drunks.So easy to make any stoner can do it.
I got high last night and ate like four packs of stoner noodles.
by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 08, 2006
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natural stoner

someone who looks/acts like a stoner but isn't a stoner
john: woow lesley is such a stoner
jude: nooo bro she hasnt even touch kush before, she's just a natural stoner
by yolo189 January 26, 2013
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School Stoner

A person who is always school stoned, but manages to keep it cool. Someone you couldn't imagine sober.
"Dude, check out Alex."
-Chris
"He's such a school stoner"
-Daniel
"Whut?"
-Alex
by School Stoner October 02, 2010
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Stoner Sense

A sixth sense, of sorts.

The ability to sense, whether you are looking at the person or not, when that person is passing you the joint, blunt, etc.

You can be completely engrossed in something else, but a vibe is sent throughout the room letting you know it's your hit.

Takes a little bit of time to fully integrate into your senses, as the odd time someone will look like they are passing you the smokeable, when they are only readjusting themselves in their seat.
I was laughing my ass off at the movie, then my stoner sense kicked when the blunt got passed my way.
by ZeeFancyMan January 05, 2010
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stoner burger

At McDonalds, order a double cheese burger and a spicy mc-chicken. Then split the double cheesburger in the middle so that you have a bun and burger on each side. Place the entire mc-chicken inside the double cheeseburger, bun and all. Put it back together and chow down, elimatating your munchies!
Stoner: "Gotta get to miccy d's and get a stoner burger... I got mad munchies!"
by KalvinD November 02, 2007
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stoner poncho

Heavy, hooded cloth pullover of apparently mexican design worn almost exclusively by surfers and stoners.
See if that guy in the stoner poncho has got any weed.
by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003
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closet stoner

one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.
i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.
by uly August 22, 2008
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