by GUISEEPE March 24, 2016
Get the stoner's paradisemug. A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements
Some stoner statements:
"Why do noses run while feet smell?"
"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"
"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
"Why do noses run while feet smell?"
"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"
"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
by AI001 September 6, 2011
Get the Stoner Statementmug. (N.)The fifteen cent noodles you can buy at Wal-Mart. Usually eaten by potheads or drunks.So easy to make any stoner can do it.
by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006
Get the Stoner Noodlesmug. Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.
by Anomalous25 December 20, 2007
Get the stoner gremlinsmug. john: woow lesley is such a stoner
jude: nooo bro she hasnt even touch kush before, she's just a natural stoner
jude: nooo bro she hasnt even touch kush before, she's just a natural stoner
by yolo189 January 25, 2013
Get the natural stonermug. A person who is always school stoned, but manages to keep it cool. Someone you couldn't imagine sober.
by School Stoner October 2, 2010
Get the School Stonermug. A sixth sense, of sorts.
The ability to sense, whether you are looking at the person or not, when that person is passing you the joint, blunt, etc.
You can be completely engrossed in something else, but a vibe is sent throughout the room letting you know it's your hit.
Takes a little bit of time to fully integrate into your senses, as the odd time someone will look like they are passing you the smokeable, when they are only readjusting themselves in their seat.
The ability to sense, whether you are looking at the person or not, when that person is passing you the joint, blunt, etc.
You can be completely engrossed in something else, but a vibe is sent throughout the room letting you know it's your hit.
Takes a little bit of time to fully integrate into your senses, as the odd time someone will look like they are passing you the smokeable, when they are only readjusting themselves in their seat.
I was laughing my ass off at the movie, then my stoner sense kicked when the blunt got passed my way.
by ZeeFancyMan January 4, 2010
Get the Stoner Sensemug.