Ex-Stalker
Ex-Stalker by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010
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square stalker
Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.
Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.
square stalker by AtlasRider September 10, 2011
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The Stalker
When a guy is having sex with a girl and when he is finished but she still wants more he looks to his friend in the bushes that throws him a stalk of celery to finish the job.
The Stalker by some one rediculous October 9, 2006
Toilet stalker
A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
Toilet stalker by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2007
Silent Stalker
A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.
Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!
Silent Stalker by NicSoChic October 9, 2014