Squindinkle

To go somewhere really quickly.

I decided to Squindinkle out of my physics class when Mr. Michter kept yapping.

by squindinkler April 2, 2024

squintler

A recent derogatory term for people with slant eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus.

Usually used to refer to people of Asian descent, because of its common appearance as a physical appearance trait, and because of its similarities with squinting one's eyes.

Person 1: "Oh yeah dude, what do you call 'em? Dog-eaters? Coin-slot eyes?"

Person 2: "I call them... Squintlers."

Person 1: "Woah dude! Haven't heard of that one before!"

by Dictionary Destroyer December April 17, 2024

Squingle Squirt

When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.

"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."

by Diaphonous May 6, 2024

Squingly

Extremely excited, unpredictable, and rambunctious. Prone to risk-taking behavior and adventure-seeking.

“These hoes be making me squingly”

by Squingle Master May 8, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

squinnki

1. afab with a smelly vagina
2. a person with a stank puss
3. someone who has bad odor in their coochie

"that chick i took home was a squinnki"

by thatlilminx November 12, 2024

Squintched

An onomatopoeia verb primarily used in reference to ones sphincter.

It refers to both the motion and sound of tightly contracting ones sphincter muscle; clenching ones asshole.

I squintched so hard when that cop turned on his lights, luckily he was after the guy i was passing.

by FreeKatt420 December 27, 2024