by trevvvvvv May 02, 2010
You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile
by BoogiePants September 05, 2008
by Zonal K October 01, 2019
An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.
by puglover90 December 10, 2014
An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.
Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"
by Pandora25 December 18, 2009
Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.
I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.
by Iron Mike Edwards March 21, 2010
by Monkey Gray October 26, 2007