Mexican Sponge Bath 

When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.

Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"

Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"

Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"

Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."

Mexican Sponge Bath by FakeSandwich December 6, 2012

love sponge 

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

love sponge by PeeBee February 26, 2004

fun sponge 

a person who is not cool and does not like to have fun

Nick is not a fun sponge even tho people think he is a duche, he is the coolest person around.

fun sponge by Not Nick October 4, 2006

[eating] sponge 

To go down on woman's answer to the average sea sponge, i.e. to have a fish supper or eat hairy burger, to poke on through the beef curtains and give the audience a wink

"i could hardly breath for the full 15 minutes of eating sponge, for it took a lot of eating and soaked up the life from me"

[eating] sponge by Gerikashaybux December 31, 2008

Lead Sponge 

Low level enlisted soldier who has a front line MOS with a high probability of being shot.

1: Why is Scarlett dating that guy? Doesn't she know hes a lead sponge?
2: I'm an E3 and PCSing to the sand box. I'm gonna end up being a lead sponge.

Lead Sponge by Salt_Water_Boy August 20, 2011

pumpkin sponge 

This is when you take pumpkin seed and shove them in her pussy,then you proceed to fuck her until all of the seeds come out.You then take a sponge and soak up all the juice and slap her across the face with the wet pussy juiced pumpkin seeded sponge

One pumpkin seed wouldn't come out last night when we were doing a "pumpkin sponge"

pumpkin sponge by Edward4154 January 31, 2017

Wetting the Sponge 

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

Wetting the Sponge by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017