splartar

the excess tartar sauce that falls onto a filet o fish wrapper when the sandwich is bit.

Mc D s went overboard. That splartar was larger that the whole sandwich

by RUDad January 30, 2010

Slaptits

A term of inderment for a less intelligent friend/spouse, usaully when they do something dumb right in front of you.

Jim spills his water all over the table at the dinner
Jane: "real nice move, slaptits."

by padre80 July 19, 2010

Splat Nose

Noun. When someone's nose is large and right smack dab in the middle of their face.

Sound. If a person's nose made a sound, it would be SPLAT.

Adjective. A nose that is smashed a little.

John Krasinski, from the office, has a splat nose. It is RIGHT in the middle of his face.

by (:DatsRight:) May 20, 2011

splaph

An alternative word for seafood. Since "seafood" is better suited as a word for what seas eat (see "dogfood", "catfood" etc.), a better word was called for to describe food that humans eat, which is based on lifeforms that live in the sea. That word came to be splaph.

"Maybe we should make lasagna tonight..."
"No way. I found crabs and scallops on offer at the market today, so I'm going to make us a big round of splaph."

by metaforce3 September 29, 2018

split splat

Another word for jizz, cum, sperm. Usually used when describing giving a girl a facial.

1: Did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night?
2: Yea I pull out and split splated all over her face

by SilverFox87 February 18, 2010

Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.

Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.

by Blastdoors February 19, 2011

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017