Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.
by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007
Get the spanking mug.The act of sending a friend request to a anonymous female on facebook or any other networking site (preferably a female you do not know) and either;
Engaging into conversation with them.
Successfully getting there number.
Arranging a time and place to officially meet.
A true shark, is one who meets a random over facebook, and has sexual intercourse with them.
Engaging into conversation with them.
Successfully getting there number.
Arranging a time and place to officially meet.
A true shark, is one who meets a random over facebook, and has sexual intercourse with them.
Example is conversation after a shark (Sharking) has recieved a notification saying 'X accepted your friend request'
Female - Hey, do i know you?
Male - Na, just a random add, you seemed like a nice girl to talk to!
Female - Ahahah thanks, you ok?
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Female - Hey, do i know you?
Male - Na, just a random add, you seemed like a nice girl to talk to!
Female - Ahahah thanks, you ok?
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by The_Real_Mcoy August 25, 2011
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by kidd December 9, 2004
Get the spankin'? mug.Sharking is a parking phenomenon where a group of people in vehicles circle a completely full parking lot in an attempt to take the first spot someone else vacates.
The end result is a line of vehicles circling around a parking lot, much like sharks in the movies.
The end result is a line of vehicles circling around a parking lot, much like sharks in the movies.
"This parking lot is full."
"How do you know?"
"Do you see all the people sharking for spots?"
"I guess we're gonna have to park at the strip mall a block away."
"How do you know?"
"Do you see all the people sharking for spots?"
"I guess we're gonna have to park at the strip mall a block away."
by Remy September 3, 2009
Get the sharking mug.After pigging out and eating all the food in your cupboard you feel fat the next day and you dress in pink.
-Ive noticed you dressed in pink today
- Yes, yesterday I ate all the Cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard I even ate a rotten piece of cheese, I feel as a pink sparkling pig.
- Yes, yesterday I ate all the Cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard I even ate a rotten piece of cheese, I feel as a pink sparkling pig.
by piggy123 May 26, 2010
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