soggy tulip 

A group of bear lumbersexual men wearing wooden clogs in a field of tulips as they circle jerk onto a twink dressed as a tulip.

Dutch people love soggy tulips

soggy tulip by Misstastee June 2, 2018

soggy seal

When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth

"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."

soggy seal by Haven002 June 9, 2018

Soggy Salmon 

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.

I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.

Soggy Salmon by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.

"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"

Soggy squid by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019

soggy shoes 

When you wear some nice shoes with some socks while its raining and you step in a puddle so your shoe gets soggy and your sock is soggy too, making your feet itchy.

Like going to school and taking your shoes off because of soggy shoes syndrome after you stepped on a puddle

oh god my feet are damn itchy i think i got soggy shoes syndrome

soggy shoes by D3F1N1T0N March 6, 2019

soggy punch 

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

soggy punch by dograw April 15, 2019

Soggy Chicken Strips 

A way to describe an Old Man’s balls when they’re saggy and wrinkly

Man, my grandma was telling me about Old Man Joe’s Soggy Chicken Strips.

Soggy Chicken Strips by DobbyTheBuckbeak July 5, 2019