by jonny64325453645238 October 17, 2010

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"
"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."
"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."
by DDealer February 10, 2008

by nurseladyface April 15, 2014

Our rousing game of soft play ended far too quickly leaving me with nothing but hard cock in my hands.
by Annavercille May 17, 2018

The misheard lyric in Journey's song "Don't Stop Believin". While the real lyric is "South Detroit", many drunk college girls can be seen at the bars on a Thursday or Friday night with one hand on a beer and another as high as they can get it screaming this incorrect lyric.
"Just a city boy, born and raised in soft Detroit!" screamed the drunk college students. "Haha, what the hell is soft Detroit?" replied some less drunk college students.
by MSU Steve February 7, 2010

by Adam with olly November 16, 2018

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!
by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018
