When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. A comment that is a waste of air and annoying to others. Something you say that is unnecessary and annoys people. A sly comment, a stupid comment, or a waste of your intellectual judgment. It is literally a waste of air to make yourself feel good but is inconvenient and annoying to others. Expressing an opinion that is not fruitful and was not asked for.
Person A: "That's so dumb. I would never do that."
Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."
Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."
by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022
Get the Sneezemug. by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 19, 2023
Get the mouth sneezemug. by Lucianmarquis June 29, 2017
Get the Bukakke sneezemug. Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.
by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025
Get the sneeze fistingmug. by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021
Get the Sneeze and squeezemug. Some booger nose shit that spreads all over your new white shirt and leaves a stain for everyone to make fun of.
Bro I just sneezed. Like a fuckin’ shotgun in my nose, it could’ve killed a grandma! Like it was a-fucking-choo!
by anonymous September 7, 2020
Get the Sneezemug.