Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Sneeze

A comment that is a waste of air and annoying to others. Something you say that is unnecessary and annoys people. A sly comment, a stupid comment, or a waste of your intellectual judgment. It is literally a waste of air to make yourself feel good but is inconvenient and annoying to others. Expressing an opinion that is not fruitful and was not asked for.

Person A: "That's so dumb. I would never do that."

Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."

by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022

mouth sneeze

When you sneeze but it is directed to your mouth because you are sick!

*ACHOOO* Mouth sneeze!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 19, 2023

Bukakke sneeze

The act of sneezing directly into anothers face often covering them in snot.

Unfortunately when i went to kiss her i bukakke sneezed into her face

by Lucianmarquis June 29, 2017

sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025

Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021

Sneeze

Some booger nose shit that spreads all over your new white shirt and leaves a stain for everyone to make fun of.

Bro I just sneezed. Like a fuckin’ shotgun in my nose, it could’ve killed a grandma! Like it was a-fucking-choo!

by anonymous September 7, 2020