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Snarkster 

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
Snarkster by Buffeteria April 8, 2011
to obsessively stalk, to stalk, obsess about, hardcore stalker
person one- Jims being soo shnarkyy right now
person 2- dude i know right
Shnarkyy by shnarkerr April 28, 2011

Snarktastic

The act of elevating sarcasm to the heightened state of snarky.
Damon's snarktastic comments bit her hard at times and knocked her off the throne as the Queen of Snarkville.
Snarktastic by Honeychild7878 September 5, 2011

Snarkleburger 

A nickname for the vagina that was created by Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show.
That girl's snarkleburger sure is amazing.
Snarkleburger by Twisted160 January 30, 2012
1. being overly aggressive.

2. to imitate one's characteristics.

3. intense animosity towards another.
I went out with her one time and she's been sharkyn me ever since.

Seems like people are always sharkyn my fedora flow.

You're a loser if you're sharkyn on a winner just for winning.
Sharkyn by That Syndykyt July 17, 2012

snarkalopticus 

One who has a very snarky attitude.
Allison is being a big snarkalopticus
snarkalopticus by Ffman January 1, 2014