half-slacker

a person who evades his or her duty or work insomuch as responsibility is avoided but competence and success are not foregone.

My college roommate is a a half-slacker: he rarely completes homework assignments, but he attends lectures and performs adequately on exams.

by bobthebuilder326 September 30, 2009

porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010

cat smacker

Smacking a cat with your hand or two pussy's slapping together

Those were some hot cat smackers on stage last night.

I just saw two cat smacker on the fence

by maytag repair man August 6, 2011

Wicked Snicker

a turd poured with caramel and peanuts scattered on the caramel

Dude 1: guess what man?
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: I gave Mr. Johnson a wicked snicker as a present for giving me detention.
Dude 2: oh dude your sick!
Dude 1: you havn't seen what I gave to Mr. Smith if thought that was bad.
Dude 2: what would that be?
Dude 1: a wicked milkshake!

by LTFysgeo February 3, 2013

Accruacy Slacker

That person who likes to scream, stomp and shout when on their period but shuns the more mundane duties, often skulking away in offices and hiding in plain sight next to senior managers whilst the troops do the work. Loves the number 72

"Hey, it's been a hard shift, can you pick up some accuracy?"

"...no, I wasn't planning too"

"Only we're a long way short"

"Think I've got something to do in the office"

"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"

by Tescoooooo October 18, 2013

shit sacker

When someone wipes their anus from back to front getting fecal matter on their testicals hence the name shit sacker

Jim said that he got some shit on his nutsack by wiping his ass from back to front so we gave him the name shit sacker

by dafox10 October 23, 2013

buffle smacker

A buffle smacker is a large shovel like thing that your parents hit your butt with.

If your bad your parents will hit you with a buffle smacker

by bobby 91 March 21, 2016