Smoker's Remorse

Regret of one's negative decisions that have placed them in their current situation, such as smoking leading to lung cancer, causing regret.

Tom: My mom is upset because she's gotten so fat she can't see her toes for her stomach.
Mike: That's just smoker's remorse. She shouldn't have sat on her ass so much.

by Elroy from The Office June 18, 2020

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Smoker's Driveway

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.

John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.

by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013

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cigarette smoker fiona

Best arctic monkeys song ever.

Have you heard cigarette smoker fiona? It’s amazing

by shatoota November 23, 2021

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Sausage smoker

What Adrian and Tristan Tate will be doing for 15-20 years in Romanian ajaill

Hey what those two Tate brothers screaming for Leroy

Well Pete those Romanian Men do not like Pimps

So they teaching them to Smoke Romanian Sausages hence sausage smoker

by wizard word knower June 20, 2023

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In the area of Tacoma Washington, poo smoker is someone who smokes meth or heroin. When a addict and drug deal goes down, a lot of people say “where’s the shit” now in this local area they ask for poo.

Some believe it’s the scent of poop from heroin when smoked from tin foil which is true. Heroin when smoked has poop smell to it.

We in the 206 to 253 call tweakers poo smokers.

“It’s like 1am and that poo smoker is tweaking the fuck out”

by SMOKIN TIN FOIL November 8, 2021

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