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SideburnZ

A man who takes pride in friends he will never meet in real life. He sleeps in his closet on most nights, and doesn't bathe. Also he has a sock that he wears on his left hand that has a face similar to his great-grandpa's and he spends time talking to this sock on his hand.
SideburnZ just spent twelve hours in his closet talking to his sock again while Masturbating to his winter boots.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong September 9, 2004
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negative sideburns

occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.
Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".
by the wolf-man April 4, 2009
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Sidebusters

a sexual technique wherein the male has sex with the female while both are lying on their sides.
Origin - Came to be popularly known because of a prophet named Harrison. After seeing a bunkbed with a remarkably low ceiling while apartment hunting, he remarked "Wow, I'd have to hit sidebusters if we lived here."
"I was tired of standing up, so I decided to hit sidebusters for a while."
by A-Trane Hough February 11, 2005
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sidebro

if your a woman, and have a boyfriend and are talking to another guy behind your boyfriends back. you are his side chick, he is your side bro.
jack is my sidebro but ronald doesn't know!
by madethisup July 13, 2015
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sidebar

a smoke break

originated in Culinary Receiving sometime between February and June of 2010
"sidebar?" *indicates door*
"dude, i just took one ten minutes ago, where were you?"
by iced-t January 30, 2012
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sideburn

that bit of riz that just wont burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. See elvis
"dude, here's the lighter."
"wha?.."
"sideburn dude"
by griff July 6, 2003
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Sideboob

An attractive girl who when you spend time with just becomes a tease and annoying
Guy 1: Did you bang that girl you were with all night?

Guy 2:Nah man she was a total sideboob
by JimmyTheCrow September 14, 2011
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