Shave

A wonderful surname given by a MIGHT GOD to the hand chosen people. Males will have the most sexy beard and will meat the most beautiful girl. Ladys though will have the smoothest skin and will find a handsome boy.

Shave the best family surname!

by DanTheManDeluxe May 27, 2019

Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.

Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving

by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019

dog shave

Dog shave is the realest dog you will meet on the market from dropping shots in the Columbia to going a front flip on a 50 footer

Fuckin dog shave 🪒

by Dogs have September 28, 2022

Breakup shave

When your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your piss/fuck one, your face one)

"Hey man, Emily broke up with me I think it's time for a breakup shave"

by Tork, Lewith October 3, 2016

shaved llama

an ugly girl with buck teeth and an unusual shaped head

wow look at that shaved llama! I wouldn't wanna be seen with that

by LOL@LYFE May 25, 2016

The Shaved Ballsack Drink

1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice

Nick: “Yo Ryan you want to try The Shaved Ballsack Drink I made??”
Ryan: “WHAT?!”

by SirGrammarNazii May 25, 2023

Shave September

The month of September all boys shave from their nose down to the tip of their junk

Dude you gotta shave it’s shave September

by minename August 30, 2020