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file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.
by SSTY March 28, 2017
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Shart marks

1. Flecks of poop shrapnel left behind after pooping in a toilet.

2. Marks left behind in your underwear from sharting.
After your daily deucing, check under the seat to make sure you didn't leave any shart marks, especially if you're pooping at a friend's house.
by PooEtiquitteEnthusiast August 25, 2011
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shart cloud

To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.
I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.
by Racko001 December 12, 2016
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Love shart

The act of pushing a shit out on a window so it resembles a shitty love heart from the outside.
Oh God look, Mike's done another love shart on the train window.
by Shoutymike October 15, 2016
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jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
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cookie shart

a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
by raidernurse June 6, 2017
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scram shart

Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014
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