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Dingle-Shart

When a dingleberry falls off one’s ass and becomes a shart.
Oof bro I think that dingleberry just became a dingle-shart.
by That damn fool December 18, 2019
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Shart Recess

When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.
"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."
by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013
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SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN
by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019
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foul sharts

During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
by Bilbro_Swaggins July 7, 2015
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file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.
by SSTY March 28, 2017
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Reggae Shart

When you put a spliff in your butthole and start puffin it and smoke pours out your butthole.
"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."

"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."

"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
by Shnigs May 21, 2018
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sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.
Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?
by agingergirl May 20, 2014
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