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Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.
Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.
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Servieu

An awesome name for a orange tabby cat.
I named my cat Servieu when I bought him from the pet store.
by Dirking729 May 17, 2016
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service support specialist

A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.
"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"
by specialist123 August 24, 2017
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servicemanship

Servicemanship is noun used to describe a person who give extraordinary customer service. The Verizon representative gave me excellent Servicemanship.
Pam's servicemanship far exceeded my expectations.
by Slimreaper7 May 12, 2018
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Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.
Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.
by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019
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survive

something that just zacharry scott timothy hamm must do without fail
example: no, not me zach, YOU must survive, like you said you shall
by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019
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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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