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saggy salami

When your fanny is saggy and flops around and tastes like meat, or it looks like a wet subway sandwich and tastes and smells like a fishmonger. You filthy tramp wash your fanny.
Your nan has saggy salami, tell her to fucking wash it.
by Salami muncher June 2, 2025
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thommy salami

the most perfect male appendage anyone has ever layed eyes on
did you see the thommy salami on that guy
by corncobcock August 22, 2025
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Traumy salami

Traumy salami is really whether you believe it or not truly the ultimate blessing. An experience that hits you and at the peak of your disbelief a massive wave of feeling utter disbelief wash over you and you race to figure out what exactly just happened to you, what events lead you to this place of absolute defeat. One has to ask themselves how in the midst of such confusion the traumy salami engulfed and consumed your existence while every unspoken need and desire have been fulfilled. Leaving you with a sense of satisfaction and at peace. Leaving you exactly where you should be. You will walk away with an everlasting feeling of knowing you have been totally wrecked and dominated by a true savage. An unbelievable force of nature. Respect the traumy salami, say the name so that it may echo across the land and all may know whats coming.
They just got put to bed by Traumy salami. Rest in peace.
by Vertigo812 August 24, 2025
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Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.
Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!
by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017
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Ewok Eating Salami

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami
by Clothears May 29, 2018
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Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.
I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!
by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
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Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.
"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"
by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022
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