Stonedish

Half way between stoned and sober

The person who wrote this is stonedish.

by Rae_rays May 3, 2011

stonedogg

DOPE ASS RAPPER. DOOMSHOP LEGEND.
Gifted. Deleted his music. All of it. Gone. Fuck you. HA. I know u see this stony. Now bring yo music back. 🤟🏼

Aw yea I can’t wait to get home and get high asf bumpin stonedogg! Aw. Awwwww. Fuck!.. nevermind..

by I am who I am. 🦋 July 13, 2022

Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.

dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!

by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 16, 2010

hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

by ask-two April 5, 2011

scone

SCONES ARE GOOD! SCONES ARE CRUNCHY! A funny little cake like thing that became one of my all time favorate words.

Want a scone?

by CJ Henry April 1, 2004

stoned

A slang definition of the state of intoxication achived by the consumtion of the narcotic "Cannabis" (THC)

"I stayed up all night smoking dope, i got well stoned"

by Mush-beer July 25, 2003

phone stoned

talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.

getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.

by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008