Really awkward Sex. Trainwreak!!
Was feeling this guy and he wasn't packing. My first thought was .. CENA SCHUMER...."sex with you would be an awkward train wreck!!
by Raelz March 20, 2025
Get the Cena Schumer mug.The Alonso-Schumacher Theory is the theory that if a person, often in a formal or casual competition, has something or someone they truly care about, they are, on average, less likely to take risks even if might really benefit them.
Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"
by TheManFromOsaka January 12, 2026
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Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017
Get the Front Bum Scrum mug.You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
Get the No Bums In The Scrum mug.You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
Get the No Bums In The Scrum mug.by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024
Get the donovan randall schumaker mug.A phrase used by the YouTuber Kubz Scouts (Robert Jay Peréz), referring to the action of screaming like you never have ever before.
I'm about to scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed in a while because of how good these jumpscares are, I swear.
by ddeungiiz March 13, 2026
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