butt schwangler

A guy who goes around teaching women to love anal sex by opening them up to the possibility of enjoying getting a dick in their ass.

"Gustav is a real Butt Schwangler, he showed Barbara who thought she'd never be an anal lover how to take his 8-in cock up her ass with ease. Now she begs him for it."

by ButtSchwangler December 12, 2023

schwan stick

Someone you don't want to be around. The guy you don't want to be.

"Man, my PO is a schwan stick." or "I hate going there, that dude is a fucking schwan stick."

by SmackEm May 18, 2007

Schwing Job

Stimulating the anus whilst getting off.

Yo girl,that schwing job last night was hella tight.

by Notrex Hanemann March 25, 2009

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

Shwangalicious

Cool, Sweet, Awesome

Dude look at that car its shwangalicious

by fozey0 July 6, 2009

schwanktify

To make awesome and irresistible to the female gender. To invite vacuous relationships into its realm.

Oh my God Dude, I sooo need yo schwanktify my my car so I can get me some Kitty!

by chillersalami February 18, 2010

schwanawana

the weird hairs on the sides of girl's heads that never grow. ie: awkward girl sideburns

Susanna: " Geeze why does my hair look so weird?"
Amanda: "Duh it's the schwanawanas that are messing it up."

by awkwarddancer October 30, 2009