2 definitions by SmackEm

Someone you don't want to be around. The guy you don't want to be.
"Man, my PO is a schwan stick." or "I hate going there, that dude is a fucking schwan stick."
by SmackEm May 5, 2007
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a word used to mean anything that is not good for yourself, your woman, your family, your friends or anyone else.
"The laws for marijuana are schwanny and should be re-vised." or "I feel schwanny after a rough night of drinking." or "That loud-mouth at the movies was schwanny."
by SmackEm May 5, 2007
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