Schlong

The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong

Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG

by Sexy_chicken643 February 21, 2020

Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.

“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”

by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020

Schlongus

Schlongus is a term used to describe a males penis

Look how long his schlongus is...

by Schlongus May 23, 2020

Schlong

You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.

If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Schlongbrero

A type of small sombrero to be worn on ones penis.

"Check out my new schlongbrero, the latest fashion trend".

by Schlongbrero September 20, 2020

Schlongbrero

A type of small sombrero to be worn on ones penis.

"Check out my fancy schlongbrero, the latest fashion trend".

by Schlongbrero September 20, 2020

schlongest

the largest penis of all penises

I'm the schlongest

by schlongest November 14, 2020