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Spicy Kyle

The act of smothering your dick in wasabi and then sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim and stabbing them in the ear.
"I met this skanky bitch at the bar last night and i brought her home and gave her a spicy kyle, you should have seen the look on her face."
by Tater Tit Todd December 22, 2008
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Spicy Turdstorm

The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.
Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!

Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013
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Spicy Surprise

When a man douses his penis with Tabasco sauce secretly and then immediately proceeds to insert his penis into a girl's vagina balls deep.
John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!

Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!
by Ojpoj July 23, 2013
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spicy hawaiian

When you put a pineapple up someones ass and pour lava in their mouth.
I want to take the next step in our relationship, can I give you a spicy hawaiian?
I just received a spicy hawaiian and i feel soo relaxed now! booty spicy hawaiian usa fruit pineapple lava 9/11 sex mouth
by Veepy May 15, 2016
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spicy larry

A spicy Larry is when a female uses hot sauce to lubricate your penis as she give you oral. She then continues to use the tip of her tounge to even further the pain by pushing the hot sauce down your dick hole.
Yanno you were right Ricky, Shrilawnduh does give the best spicy Larry in all of Harlem!
by Mr.ManGuy February 22, 2017
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Spicy ritas

when you and a friend or stranger bang two different girls in the same bed but you and the other male have a dildo in each other’s butt
Person 1:Yo did you hear Rice and Matas pulled a spicy ritas last night?
Person 2: what!? How big was the dildo they used!
Person 1: pretty damn big rice has a gapping asshole from when he was in prison
by Duckingsick June 3, 2018
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spicy brown mustard Sprayer

when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth
John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck
by conril sizzil July 20, 2020
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