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Revenge hamster

A long burn in which you want to get back at someone who did you wrong. First, you start by going to a pet supply store and purchasing a hamster. You then take that hamster to an all gay orgy to use as a sex toy, in which of course everyone has AIDS. The hamster itself, after being in several men's buttholes, gets AIDS. You then take that hamster to the person you want to get revenge on and give it to them as a pet for a gift. The person has no idea that it was used in a homoerotic orgy as a sex hamster and is happy to get the gift. Eventually the hamster bites that person, thus giving them AIDS as well.
That son of a bitch cheated on me with my sister! I am getting him a revenge hamster for Christmas and then dumping his ass!!
by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020
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unconscious revenge

Revenge that is acted out without the conscious realization the actions derived from a former physical or mental encounter of pain. An anger long forgotten in the mind that caused the individual to build their own form of reality, making life long decisions with good intentions but selfish results.
In 1960 his business was socially unaccepted by Christian business people. He later became a self proclaimed preacher to atone his misfortune. However through unconscious revenge he led his congregation into cultism.
by Sonofanonprofit September 7, 2016
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Nuclear Revenge

When your so angry at someone that you probably end up killing them.
Joe:*takes sandwich*
Bob: Did you just F***ing take my sandwich!?
Joe: Yes?
*Bob performs Nuclear Revenge on Joe*
by Z3r008 September 7, 2019
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Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night
by Spalex August 17, 2012
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Ronald McDonald’s revenge

A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown
Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?

Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.
by Samthememe777 January 24, 2020
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St. Patrick's Revenge

1. The terrible hangover you have the day after St. Patrick's Day.

2. Throwing up as a result of excessive drinking, either while drunk or while hungover. (Compare Montezuma's revenge.)
1. "Don't talk to me. It's March 18 and I'm suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."

2. "I'm never drinking again. I just spent half an hour in the bathroom, suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."
by fightxsong March 19, 2009
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Revenge of the Sith

The third prequel to the Star Wars saga. Compared to the other two disaster prequels that are considered films, this one has been called the best of them, and that doesn't say much.
The story continues with Anakin Skywalker, and how he finally becomes Darth Vader. The film lacks focus because it is going from place to place and we see characters who we don't really know. The mainframe of the story is Anakin to Darth Vader. Not that fight between Obi Wan and that weird robot thingy that can fight with four light sabers.

Once again, George Lucas dumps too much CGI in the film, as well as shitty dialogue, painfully long light saber duels, and horrible romance scenes. It is hard to fathom how bad this film is. I guess people lowered their expectations from the previous ones to see a quality film.
If you say "Revenge of the Sith was the best Star Wars film because it had the most awesomest fight scenes," I am going to have an epileptic seizure.
by nantes89 January 9, 2010
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