Hall Road

Located in the heart of Macomb County, MI

Hall road is known as a disorganized pothole ridden road. It is well known for causing manic episodes of flat tires and road rage.
Though the official speed is 45 mph you are likely to be tailgated at 65 mph.

I was only 30 mins late by taking Hall Road today instead of 19 mile

by JakeXL April 8, 2017

Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.

Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.

by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

calgary road block

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.

So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served

by Justa Do'nmyjob July 22, 2008

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005

roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat to a girl while in the car.

"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."

by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008

Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.

Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!

by A55Finch July 3, 2009

road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.

Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!

by pokeyzard August 26, 2009