A true pairing
Hannah a straight gal wastes no time in finding "the one" Hannah is a beauty to all men and women. (Doesnt give bad blow jobs etheir)
(Girl 1)I wish I could look more like Hannah!
(Girl 2)Fuck tell me about it sister!
Riley a rad tomboy gal. Riley is a bisexual (gives best lesbian sex around) loves Hannah to pieces.
Never has the guts to say though.
(Girl 1) Ooo look theres Riley;)
(girl 2) OMG she ate my pussy out last night!
(Boy 1) She took my dick all in her ass!
(Boy 2) She's so tight.
(Boy 3) She rode me all night;)
Riley finally tells Hannah and because Riley is a loyal friend she gives her a chance. Hannah soon Realizes Riley is the girl she must be with (love of her life, soul mate, life parter, etc...)
They are wed and Riley pleases Hannah everynight with her mad skills.Hannah is still getting dick from her previous exes without Riley Knowing; Riley is fucking Hannah's sister and her brother ;)
Hannah a straight gal wastes no time in finding "the one" Hannah is a beauty to all men and women. (Doesnt give bad blow jobs etheir)
(Girl 1)I wish I could look more like Hannah!
(Girl 2)Fuck tell me about it sister!
Riley a rad tomboy gal. Riley is a bisexual (gives best lesbian sex around) loves Hannah to pieces.
Never has the guts to say though.
(Girl 1) Ooo look theres Riley;)
(girl 2) OMG she ate my pussy out last night!
(Boy 1) She took my dick all in her ass!
(Boy 2) She's so tight.
(Boy 3) She rode me all night;)
Riley finally tells Hannah and because Riley is a loyal friend she gives her a chance. Hannah soon Realizes Riley is the girl she must be with (love of her life, soul mate, life parter, etc...)
They are wed and Riley pleases Hannah everynight with her mad skills.Hannah is still getting dick from her previous exes without Riley Knowing; Riley is fucking Hannah's sister and her brother ;)
by Lesbian smuts June 17, 2014
Get the Hannah and Riley mug.Injuring someone while trying to be affectionate. Coined by a man of the same name, who awkwardly tried to be affectionate and ended up beating the crap out of his girlfriend over time. Can be used as past tense, 'pulled a Riley', and present tense, 'pull a Riley'.
Male: *Goes to put arm around a girl, punches her in the face*
Female: Way to pull a Riley.
Male: *Runs and hugs girlfriend, which pushes her back against a wall hard enough to knock the wind out of her*
Spectators: "Did you see that guy pulling a Riley? What an idiot."
Male: *Kisses his girlfriend while she turns her head, effectively headbutting her*
Female: "If you keep pulling a Riley, I'm going to end up beaten up and/or unconscious."
Female: Way to pull a Riley.
Male: *Runs and hugs girlfriend, which pushes her back against a wall hard enough to knock the wind out of her*
Spectators: "Did you see that guy pulling a Riley? What an idiot."
Male: *Kisses his girlfriend while she turns her head, effectively headbutting her*
Female: "If you keep pulling a Riley, I'm going to end up beaten up and/or unconscious."
by Commander Awesome March 12, 2008
Get the Pulling a Riley mug.Hes got stains on his tee shirt and he's the biggest flirt if you mention the rucker you can just forget about it because he won't even talk about it. He has a sack with no nuts.
by Stance September 8, 2004
Get the Riley Campbell mug.A sweet fun loving perfect girl! Usually brown curly hair with brown eyes! So funny and with a body to die for! Such a sweet loyal friend that anyone would die to be around! Everyone wants to be friends with a Riley!
by Riley jand July 11, 2014
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Get the Parker Riley mug.Literally made for each other. Molly and Riley love each other unconditionally, even if sometimes they don’t see it. They both often doubt their relationship, but they are really in love. They are always cuddling and make their single friends feel really lonely. They can’t stand time away from each other, and find it hard to talk over the phone and make plans together. They always write meaning full things to each other. They are the most amazing people out there, and the cutest couple <3
Riley and Molly are so cute together.
I wish I could be in a happy relationship like Riley and Molly.
I wish I could be in a happy relationship like Riley and Molly.
by Dead Sock December 21, 2021
Get the Riley and Molly mug.Riley is the type of guy that has no self control over his warts that crawl over his body. They walk all over him just like Emily walked over him.
He is a simple and confused man, has a personality similar to a frog. His personal traits include shagging slags and taking tren. He hopes to one day start paying bills and maybe, just maybe find a girl who doesn’t leave him for a alberto belsam hair gel using chip fat troll.
He is a simple and confused man, has a personality similar to a frog. His personal traits include shagging slags and taking tren. He hopes to one day start paying bills and maybe, just maybe find a girl who doesn’t leave him for a alberto belsam hair gel using chip fat troll.
by SHLONG DONG March 11, 2023
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