Reach and Screech

When a person reaches for something, mainly at a table or counter, and lets out a fart as they reach.

"We were sitting down at the table and Tim reached for a bisquit and let one rip, he pulled the reach and screech."

by Emkae October 5, 2011

Classy Ratchet

When someone dresses classy but acts ratchet or in reverse. Classy people usually admire these people, but they commonly hang out with ratchet people.

"I saw Abby's skirt today it was really classy"
"But she's ratchet, she always hangs out with Julian"
"She's classy ratchet"

by MaxPorter September 9, 2014

Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around

The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.

1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.

by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009

Ratchel

A ditzy moment. Usually associated with being blond. To have a blond moment.

Dude, i totally just pulled a ratchel.

by Ryanholt March 11, 2009

Russian Reacharound

A russian reach-around is when you are having sex with someone and you have no lube so you use vodka

we had to preform the russian reacharound when we were locked in the cellar

by loveshackbaby March 12, 2011

Estonian Reach Around

This is where the female steps behind the man, kneels behind him, and eats his asshole while uppercutting his ball sack. A variation of this consist of pulling on his schlong till he squeels like a dolphin verses eating his cornhole.

Jenny is a freak. She loved giving the Estonian Reach Around to me.

by Mishka-Moondog August 30, 2012

Ratchet

A mispronunciation of "Rat-Shit". Typically used by Australia youth as a localised version of the American equivalent, which refers to ghetto-trash and ghetto-trash-want-to-be persons of the female variety.

You look like ratchet mate.

Urgh. I drank too much last night. I feel ratchet.

by Crocodile Dungoofed December 19, 2013