I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

Rejectment

The dismissing or refusing of a proposal, idea, etc.

Or another word for rejection

‘Rejectment is not fun!’

by slaykiki April 8, 2023

a full sized reject

A fat Twat where getting rejected by women has become a hobbie. It is said that in a certain place in England, when a full sized reject gets rejected, it is a tradition for the spectaters to sing,
" Hey fatty boom boom, can't get a Number!"

That boy over there has just got rejected, hes a full sized reject!
"Hey Fatty Boom boom, can't get a number!"

by pancake-lover March 11, 2010

Vaginal Reject

A female that refuses to allow her bf to fap

Man shes such a Vaginal Reject I cry then I can't fap

by Vaginial reject May 30, 2014

Rejection

The Feeling I will never feel, as i am lonely

He must of had stored up feelings of rejection

by YesBigDaddyDolan February 12, 2019

reject

to eat someone else's dick while having sex

"bro! I just did a reject!"

by dwucnhj January 18, 2023

social reject

A person who doesn't have any friends to go outside with so resorts to chat rooms and online forums instead and generally prefers text or phone interaction than face to face.

Zach "I'm going to go out to a party tonight and get laid."
Dan "Nobody invited me to this party and nobody has ever invited me to a party."
Zach "That's too bad."
Dan "Well I'm used to it so for my interaction tonight I am going to go get it online with all of the other social rejects out there."
Zach "Have fun with that while I'm out here getting real interaction."
Dan *Sighs* "I'm such a social reject and a loser."

by Pablo890 October 20, 2022