northern redneck

northern rednecks are special. coming from the north they are if anything a more backwoods people. northern rednecks enjoy dippin, smokin, drinkin, muddin, fishin and huntin and things of that nature. northern rednecks in my experience and being one tend to be more racist and dont think nothin of it. by the way there are alot of rednecks in places like pennsylvania and ohio and love copenhagen and pabst blue ribbon. (lord knows I do)

(northern redneck1) Hey will you wanna go drift the tractor in the snow?
(northern redneck 2) Hell yea but i gotta go get a can of cope first.

by rebelman95 December 11, 2010

Web redneck

The kind of person you see at any forum or in the Youtube comments harassing without valid arguments or using fallacies to anything they disagree with. Many of them don't know even to type OK, or they make mistakes on purpose, because they think it'll make them look badass and rude, but actually the whole forums laughs at him. Their age uses to be 12-19.

-Yura beech don't listen this stupid musick!

-You have a one week ban, little Web redneck.

by Rodkor July 5, 2012

Redneck Virgin

A girl who is a vaginal virgin due to love for god or some other bull shit reason but will allow you to fuck her in the ass

She was a redneck virgin and wouldnt let me put it in pink so I got shit on my dick

by mmmmpoo September 28, 2009

Redneck Golf

A sport among rednecks popularized by the critically acclaimed YouTube channel, “good mythical morning” involving one person kicking a skateboard with a ball of spam on it with the intention of the spam landing in someone’s mouth.

Me and the boys are going to Alabama this weekend,I’ve heard there’s gonna be a redneck golf tournament

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

Redneck Racing

racing in a tractor, unrestored truck, or ride-on lawnmower around a farm, country road, or trailer park

Redneck 1: Want to go Redneck Racing?
Redneck 2: Sure! My John Deere Tractor will certainly beat your old pickup truck!

by An actual South Carolinian May 20, 2017

Redneck wash

When only using deodorant, rather than an early morning wash.

I was so late for work this morning I only had time for a redneck wash. I smelt good but I knew it wouldn't last long.

by PoOpa FoOker January 11, 2015

Redneck Handshake

Grabbing a woman's crotch in a handshake motion as a greeting.

We were making out in his pick up truck when he gave me a redneck handshake.

by Irj0e September 27, 2014