gay retard

A word made up by iDubbbz, often used by his fans.

Wassup you gay retard

by OnePiggoBenis May 4, 2018

retarded bum pirate

a back door burgler

some one rapes people up the arse

sunny creswell is a retarded bum pirate

batman was raped bye a retarded bum pirate

and harry potter is a retarded bum pirate

by josh hankin September 11, 2005

retard gap

the space between a person's ski goggles and ski helmet that makes them look like a retard. the only thing worse than a retard gap is a retard gap with tufts of hair sticking out from it.

"You have the largest retard gap have ever seen"

by niggalipnick January 4, 2010

Retard

\ri-'tärd\ vb : to hold back : delay the progress of.

Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:

adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.

Often times, retard is used as a slur. That's probably why you looked this up, but I thought it'd be funny to give an actual definition to it as well. So yeah, you learned something! It's not always a slur, sometimes it's used to mean something else, too. But under those contexts, it's best to use "slow" or "delay" as opposed to this word, due to the negative connotation this word holds bu default.

by Magic kitty April 9, 2022

Fucked Over Retard Drivers

ford driver that cant drive

"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

by 1957 dude May 25, 2008

retard bitch

A miserable excuse for a woman. Often eats tubs of chicken wings and plays tennis, before verbally and physically attacking the poor schmuck who made the mistake of being with her.

The retard bitch needs to be kicked to the curb.

by stewbaby September 20, 2015

Tech Retarded

When someone seems to have a serious lack of understanding with anything that either plugs into a power socket or runs on batteries. Mainly Computers and Cell Phones

Ex: 1

Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?

Ex: 2

Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!

by Lead Fist July 5, 2010