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Quarters for Checkstand Five

1. $.25 is needed at a counter in a grocery mart.

2. Employee code language to signal the store that a very pretty girl (named Jenna) is standing near the counter, and everyone should come look at her.
1. "Quarters for checkstand five! Quarters for checkstand five!" .. 'Here ya go, Jim. By the way, you're a hottie.' .. "I know it!"

2. -hottiewhistle- "Quarters for checkstand fiive!" -wink-
by Brianrietta January 29, 2005
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Quarteira

Quarteira - Greatest City of the Algarve. In fact aclaimed as the best Town in all of Portugal. Pronounced: A W S O M E in english.
Sunny white sandy Beaches filled with easy Bitches ensure a permenant hard-on and eventual satisfaction.
An immense and deeply inbeded Web of Drug barons, drug lords and drug users insures the cities vast supplies of weed, E, C, all the way fro A to High!
As for gastronomy you have Fish so fuckin fresh, if you like your Monk fish, Soulfish, red snapper and shrimp on the tasty side o life you can t help but pay it a visit.
Finally there's the people of quarteira. They have nothing to do with the rest of lamme ass portugal or even Europe, there more like a mix of American Stake, with Chicken Curry in a Pot of Misu Soup with a Side of Awsomesauce.

Adjectives best suited for Quarteira's Awsomeness:
FTW
FTMFW
DAMNNN!
Hey World Imma let you finish and all o that but Quarteira is one of the Best cities of all times.

People who ve been to Quarteira:
Everyone except you probably.
Tracy: I went to a town called quarteira in portugal it was the shit.
Megan: Never heard of it.
Lil Wayne: WHAT?!
Tracy: Best place ever right dog?
Lil Wayne: it's ...OKAY!
Tracy: WHAT?!

Chris: DUUUUDE I went to the most raddest Place ever!
Josh: No way?!
Chris: Yes Way. They had weed, bitches, nigthclubs, sund, beaches. They even Like Mudkips. They know all our meems! And they even Know the Game there!!!
Josh: You mean the singer?
Chris: No...
Josh: I hate you.
by Jude Ass April 27, 2011
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quarter condom

The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.
That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.
by coyotemutt October 28, 2011
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quarter to nine

the time to have a bath
Penguin: What's the time?
Clock: It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
Penguin: What do you mean? We're already clean.
Clock: Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's brown
by Power476 July 29, 2020
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franchise quarterback

carson wentz is the best franchise quarterback, dak prescott could never.
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Zero Quarter

Traditional marching band battle held prior to kickoff of HBCU (Historically Black College and University) football rivalry games, especially in the Southwestern Athletic Conference (SWAC). Fans arrive early to witness bands trade songs up to 1 1/2 hours before the game begins. The first known zero quarter featured the Jackson State University "Sonic Boom of the South" vs. the Southern University "Human Jukebox" at Mississippi Veterans Memorial Stadium in 1997.
Jackson State and Southern went at it in the zero quarter!
by Bliggidy11 July 14, 2019
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quarter life crisis

You are considered to have a "Quarter Life Crisis" if you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 20 and 30.

See One Eight Life Crisis or Mid Life Crisis for more information on the former.
"I am seriously, like, having a nervous breakdown"
(Evesdropping Bystander thinks...) She's having a Quarter Life Crisis!
by mandielanious May 11, 2004
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