Pubestache

When someone passes out, and you trim your pubes, and glue them onto that person's face giving them a pubestache

Dude we were at this party and we gave Ronnie a pubestache

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

pubertus

the evil monster that lives inside those on the brink of pubescence. he is the leading cause for erectile dysfuntion in adolescents.

"dude, my erectile dysfuntion was so bad last night."
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"

by t baby May 14, 2007

Boob Pubes

Nipple hair

Man, you're boob pubes are kickin'.

by Little red rotten hood February 24, 2011

Butt Pubes

When the hairs in your butthole get too long, stick together and create mayhem when you're trying to wipe after a massive nutty brown mudslide dump.

Dude i definitely need to shave my Butt Pubes, i keep finding fallen dingleberries in my shoes after a hearty poo.

by dinglefuzzies April 22, 2011

arse-pubes

pubes that grow on your arse. Noone will admit to having them, but everyone has them.

Tom:Hey man, i got my arse pubes tangled up.
Kerry: I'm lucky, I dont have arse-pubes.

by OJO October 14, 2003

pubebeard

(noun) A beard that looks as if it is made of pubes, especially common in redheads

Look at that guy his pubebeard is gross!

by BeckyTheBeast September 13, 2008

Pubeard

When a dude grows a beard, but it really just ends up looking scraggly and nasty, as if he had grown pubes on his chin instead of a manly beard. (Pronounced: pew-beard)

Dude, did you see the pubeard on John? He needs to shave that nasty shit right now!

by Kalzinder September 29, 2010