pence

(v.) To constrict one's sphincter.

She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.

OR

I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.

by JohnnySwitchblade June 6, 2017

Haitian Prince

The Individual who defines the meaning kool, anything coming from the mouth, or action taken by this person is considered to be kool. The first Haitian Prince is said to have spelled cool with a K, now only losers spell it with a "C" or to mean that they are some what cold.

Guy 1: Did you see that the sweet ollie i just did
Guy 2: Man that was so kool you we might as well call you Haitian Prince now

by Haitian Prince September 15, 2010

trump pence

the horrible president trump and the ok vise president pence.

I hate trump pence.

by 2022mcgowesh November 9, 2016

jewish american prince

A pitiful individual, whom has mistakenly entered a relationship with a J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess). He will spend the rest of his days having his mom proud of him; however, he will always be disappointed with himself for being constantly bossed around by his J.A.P. One could say he is the epitome of being whipped.

The only thing he has to be proud of is that all J.A.P.'s give some of the best blow jobs around. He will constantly brag about that to his friends in attempt to make himself happy with his life decision. Don't fall for his bragging though, he is secretly depressed with all of the decisions he has made in his life.

In addition he is always trying to please his mom. Overall, a Jewish American Prince is a sad individual that no one strives to be.

Hey guys I can't go out to the bars again - Joseph
Why not? - Robert
My girlfriend is making me watch 50 First Dates again - Joseph
You are such a fucking Jewish American Prince - Robert

by JewManJi The 2nd Exodus May 25, 2016

Prince Kahuna

A good comm wannabe who always ruins games because he knows nothing.

pRiNcE_kAhUnA: wait, how do i upgrade weapons again?

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark

Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.

There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.

by Miggly December 6, 2006

Preece

hugely obese, and likely to completely flatten anything in it's path

Person: Whoa! that Preece is coming towards us - RUN!!!!!

by combat wombat February 15, 2006