Pirate Screwdriver

A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka.

Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!".

by NderstoodU August 14, 2009

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

Canal Pirate

A naval man born for the seas who likes nothing more than to moor his vessel in another mans port.

"Saw Craig and john walk down the alleyway together"
"Yeah they're a pair of canal pirates Jim lad"

by Poor baby P March 5, 2017

Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Rusty Pirate

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.

Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006

vagina pirate

A lesbian.
The female version of a butt-pirate

She may not be out-of-the-closet yet, but judging by the facebook pictures, I think your sister might be a vagina pirate.

by Kevmosis September 8, 2009