A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.
<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
by DavidTheRave June 17, 2015
Hey big boy, you want some of this Pirate's Gold?
by lester the molester cocknballs March 16, 2009
The most storied high school basketball arena in the state of Oregon, Pirate Palace is the home of the Marshfield High School Pirates basketball program. Located on the Marshfield campus in Coos Bay, the Palace seats 3,500 people on two seating levels. The larger upper level surrounds the entire court, while floor level seating runs the length of the court along both sidelines. The Marshfield pep band and student section occupy the north floor level section, while the south floor level section houses the team benches and scorers' table, the Marshfield family section, and the visiting fans' section.
Both the visitors' and home locker rooms are located on the ground level of the Palace under the court. The weight room is located on the ground level as well. Visiting teams enter the court from the northwest corner of the gym, while the Pirates enter the court through the tunnel on the northeast side of the gym.
The players' entrance to the home and visitors' locker rooms is located on the north side of the Palace on the ground level. The main entrance where fans enter the arena is located on the west end on the floor level. The concessions booth is located just inside the main entrance on the floor level.
Both the visitors' and home locker rooms are located on the ground level of the Palace under the court. The weight room is located on the ground level as well. Visiting teams enter the court from the northwest corner of the gym, while the Pirates enter the court through the tunnel on the northeast side of the gym.
The players' entrance to the home and visitors' locker rooms is located on the north side of the Palace on the ground level. The main entrance where fans enter the arena is located on the west end on the floor level. The concessions booth is located just inside the main entrance on the floor level.
by PirateGrad71 May 06, 2011
Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.
Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
by TraptInTheBurg December 06, 2008
The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.
Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by 'lil Dan May 09, 2006
She may not be out-of-the-closet yet, but judging by the facebook pictures, I think your sister might be a vagina pirate.
by Kevmosis September 08, 2009