Person 1: Did you see that sick fighting game combo from that one dude?
Person 2: Yeah, that string was straight petrol.
Person 2: Yeah, that string was straight petrol.
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To swiftly and smoothly address all car maintenance-related needs, from oil changes to major repairs, ensuring convenience, reliability, and total peace of mind.
"Car’s making sound, let’s PETROMINit! Today."
"I will PETROMINit! Before going home."
"Yalla PETROMINit!"
"I will PETROMINit! Before going home."
"Yalla PETROMINit!"
by doitagainandagainandagain December 30, 2024
Get the PETROMINit! mug.The Petroleum Popper is a move usually done on cute, adorable (and consenting) males with big, blue eyes and the most squeezable cheeks. To perform the Petroleum Popper,
you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.
you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.
Boostna: Lachit! You should’ve seen the Petroleum Popper I gave to Jakub last night! We’ve upgraded from a 5 inch wide bad dragon to a 12!!!
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.
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a clown.
(from the stock theatre character of the same name)
used in a pretentious, patronizing way to subtlety and hipsterly degrade people of seemingly no intelligence.
a clown.
(from the stock theatre character of the same name)
used in a pretentious, patronizing way to subtlety and hipsterly degrade people of seemingly no intelligence.
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(Adjective) Petropathic
(Adverb) Petropathically
(Plural) Petropaths
(Noun) Petropathy
(Adjective) Petropathic
(Adverb) Petropathically
(Plural) Petropaths
(Noun) Petropathy
1. “You’re a bitchy petropath, Joel!
2. “Joel needs to stop his petropathic ways, that’s why everyone dislikes him.”
3. “Joel giggled petropathically at his fallen friend.”
4. “We are all petropaths in our own way. We see our shitty neighbour fall down and we don’t help, we laugh and cry tears of joy.”
5. “There’s a line between humour and petropathy!”
2. “Joel needs to stop his petropathic ways, that’s why everyone dislikes him.”
3. “Joel giggled petropathically at his fallen friend.”
4. “We are all petropaths in our own way. We see our shitty neighbour fall down and we don’t help, we laugh and cry tears of joy.”
5. “There’s a line between humour and petropathy!”
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