A phrase popularized by a tiktok soundbite that aims to convince the general audience that gen z lingo is foreign and incomprehensible. The term itself has no other origin or purpose. Similar to other terms such as "skibiddy"
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, you're so skibiddy, you're so Phantom tax.
Friend A: bro, gen z has some wild slang I don't understand any of it, wtf is Phantom tax?
Friend B: idk bro probably just some shit they made up to make us feel old.
Friend A: oh that's annoying.
Friend A: bro, gen z has some wild slang I don't understand any of it, wtf is Phantom tax?
Friend B: idk bro probably just some shit they made up to make us feel old.
Friend A: oh that's annoying.
by 9433 October 8, 2023
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v. to phantom - To disharge feces in the form of the phantom.
v. to phantom - To disharge feces in the form of the phantom.
"I ate a chicken bowl this morning, and an hour later I had the phantom."
"I was graced by the phantom's presence in my chambers this morning. Looks like it's laundry day for me."
"I phantomed when I got home, that was just too much hot sauce."
"I was graced by the phantom's presence in my chambers this morning. Looks like it's laundry day for me."
"I phantomed when I got home, that was just too much hot sauce."
by C Dizzle September 27, 2005
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A word commonly used in place of the word "fathom" by people who either don't know the difference or are simply ignorant. It is not the correct use of the word, as a phantom is a ghost and a fathom is a measure of nautical miles (so it is used as a verb when you cannot comprehend or "get to the bottom of" something); "phantom" is a noun, not a verb.
Dude1: Did you hear? Lindsay totally stood Quentin up yesterday!
Dude2: Really? Aw, I just can't phantom how someone could do that!
Dude1: Uh.... you mean fathom?
Dude2: What?
Dude1: *facepalm*
Dude2: Really? Aw, I just can't phantom how someone could do that!
Dude1: Uh.... you mean fathom?
Dude2: What?
Dude1: *facepalm*
by Watashi Wo Korosu Kudasai January 15, 2010
Get the phantom mug.Adj.) Being completely and utterly awesome to the point that if you were any more awesome you would internally combust and take a crap in your pants at the same time
Holy crap! Did you just see that guy explode?! He was way past phantasmagorical!
I think it would be phantasmagorical if a 200 lb. bottle of soda could just come over here and rape me in the glutes.
I think it would be phantasmagorical if a 200 lb. bottle of soda could just come over here and rape me in the glutes.
by UncleBobbyBee May 4, 2010
Get the Phantasmagorical mug.When Nyomi woke up, she saw her old cat Smokey, but she died three years ago. So it must have been a phantimal.
by steve1979 January 13, 2008
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Get the phantasmagoric mug.A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.
Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."
Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."
Guy 1: ...
by JuniorFrosty91 June 20, 2009
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