persian goddess

persian goddess

this is actually supposed to be an IRONIC term.

persian women tend to be less attractive on average to other ethnicities, a persian goddess is an arab or indian woman who looks beautiful and persian men fall for.

persian men call these arab or indian women 'persian goddesses'

persian guy: *Drool* wow, look at that sexy brown babe, she's a goddess!

persian guy 2: yeah, i think she's arab or indian?

persian guy 1: yeah, she a persian goddess!

by yukosu87 January 13, 2011

Persh

Persian/Middle Eastern lounge music. Normally a fusion of tradition instruments and rhythms with modern electronic effects and mixing.

Bob - "I'm drinking this absinthe and relaxing, yet don't feel chill and exotic enough!"

Dillon - "You should listen to some persh...It's is one of the most chill and exotic things in the land!"

Bob - (Now listening to persh while sipping absinthe) "Damn, you were right! Persh rocks!"

by 007MIAMI October 27, 2011

persian wifflebat

When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.

"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."

by Class of '07 April 15, 2007

Persian Hold'Em

Alternate form of Strip Poker, generally having widespread use among the Persian population.

Since we're all tipsy, its time for some Persian Hold'em!

by Tai Cai December 14, 2008

Persian Recorder

When a female giving oral sex is timid, only putting the tip of the penis into her mouth and barely touching it with her fingertips, as if she were fingering an instrument.

"I was excited when I thought she was going to give me a blowjob, but it turns out I just got a Persian Recorder."

by V6 September 14, 2009

persian curtain

A pale girl with an unusually dark vagina.

Her vagina was very dark in comparison to the rest of her body, she has a Persian curtain.

by Wrong type of lesbian. May 20, 2016

persimmons

Persimmons like to do physics with cats and Libby. Some would say he is a sexy beast. Persimmons says it's too big, but in reality it is too small. Make sure he does not get perturbed. Don't you dare hurt him so! Before you get to know him, check his laundry... oops that shirt is dirty let's take that off. Also, be aware he loves weird smells.

Did you see that Persimmon?

Stay away or Libby will fight you!

Persimmons are wild men

by PhelineFeline May 20, 2018